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How many England fans does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you like, they'll never see the light.

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) June 2, 2016

On the same day I am appointed Manchester United boss, Rashford scores on his England debut.

Coincidence? I think not.

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) May 27, 2016

When you turn up to meet the players and are greeted by Ashley Young, Fellaini & Phil Jones… pic.twitter.com/hl2RBfR6mB

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) May 27, 2016

Arsenal in transfer window:

Expectation: Aubameyang
Reality: Andrey Arshavin on loan

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) May 26, 2016

When you go from Ronaldo, Zlatan & Drogba to Ashley Young, Fellaini & Shrek… pic.twitter.com/ULGpOM4Bzf

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) May 23, 2016

What do Tottenham and old bra have in common?

No cups and rubbish support.

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) May 2, 2016

Why aren't Liverpool allowed to own a dog?

They struggle to hold onto a lead.

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) February 6, 2016

What is difference between Manchester United and an albatross?

Albatross has two decent wings!

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) June 1, 2016

Jose: "Why is there a tree in your pitch?"
Ed: "No, thats Fellaini."

Ed: "Wait, Jose, why are you leaving?!" pic.twitter.com/SmH5qO1wcC

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) May 31, 2016

Just seen a Manchester City dartboard for sale on eBay.

But no doubles or trebles, and full of pricks.

— José The Joker (@JoseZeJoker) May 27, 2016